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dear matt,

great piece today! lots of fun jokes and thoughts. some of my faves:

"Bert people Bert people."

-Ernie

"An edible is inevitable."

-My approach to social anxiety

"Y'know, you could scape- other animals too."

-Goats

"Don't trust vaccines.”

-Podcasters hawking ++questionable supplements

"One thing standup comedy teaches you is how terrible drunk people are at whispering."

"I know a great moat store. Only thing is it’s a real pain to get there."

that last one is very Steven Wright-esque in the best way!

love it, love you, thanks for sharing it all!

myq

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