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This slaps hard. I completely agree with you. Saw a D3 mens basketball game last week where the coach was dressed in sweat pants and a t-shirt highlighted by armpit stains the size of the Sunday New York Times

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I keep wanting to scream at my tv: "YOU ARE A LEADER OF MEN."

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I often wonder if a coach forced a jacket and tie dress code how many players these days would have to go out and buy a jacket and a tie....

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My hips got so wide during the pandemic that the only things that really fit are yoga pants and my stretchy spans jeans. I am working on it, but this was a painful read. I have been publicly called out and now I must do better. I know people always wonder what I am doing dressed like I am and sitting in first class, but they are the only seats my hips won’t get stuck in. 😂

A girlfriend and I just said this about Matt Rife. I never heard of him until recently. I feel like some of these people have to be paying for follows and likes, it didn’t just go viral on its own--no way.

Too many good lines for me to comment on. Thanks for making me not skip my toe machine this morning. 😂 I will fit in regular clothes again, someday.

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^spanx jeans and row machine. Freaking autocorrect.

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I liked toe machine better. 😜

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Forgot to mention Curb. Fatwa the Musical (I think season 9) was quite possibly my favorite. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. 😂 Palestinian Chicken was a good one too.

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Preach! I realized this myself after 3 years working from home I looked more like Belichick than I wanted. Now my wardrobe aspires to be more futbol coach than football coach.

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Yes, thank you!

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