The weirdest holiday gift guide ever ("less is more" edition)

'Tis the season corporations don the mask of religious ritual in order to celebrate the only thing we truly worship in our culture: profit! So here's EXACTLY what you should buy this year.

Hey there. You’re on the paid plan of the Rubesletter (and I love ya for it!) and this week I’m doing a little experiment. I’m writing all about how less is more so I figured why not put my newsletter where my mouth is and make the paid version shorter than the free version. It’s got a shorter essay, fewer quickies, one vid, and only three “spotted” lin…