The weirdest holiday gift guide ever
'Tis the season corporations don the mask of religious ritual in order to celebrate the only thing we truly worship in our culture: profit! So here's EXACTLY what you should buy this year.
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Welcome to the Rubesletter’s holiday gift guide!
I know, I’m late. We’ve already missed Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, Snarky Subject Line Sunday, Thirsty Thots Thursday, and Wu-Tang Wednesday. But don’t fre…
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