The truth is a terrible business model

Why would you take a nuanced, middle-of-the-road stance when you see all your edgy, hot-taking peers gaming the algorithm with a bunch of bullsh*t?

Yesterday was like The Day The Music Died but for cable news (and also, no one really cares). I’ve got my fingers crossed we're about to get an Odd Couple reboot starring Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. Imagine the wacky hijinx!

I still can’t believe the “Jesus ❤️ Guns” crowd ever fell hard for a spray tanned, bow-tied, educated at a boarding school in Sw…