The truth about the Jews

Your Jewish friends are in a daze. And they can’t believe you haven’t reached out. This is what they're thinking.

My father was obsessed with air conditioning. Our big job as kids was to blast the AC for at least an hour before he returned from work. That way the living room would be frigid by the time his favorite program, Jeopardy, came on the air. If we failed in this mission, his ire was palpable. I never met someone less chill about keeping things chill.

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