The Rubesletter by Matt Ruby 💎

The Rubesletter by Matt Ruby 💎

Like a plague, I have brought sand upon your house (Rubesletter)

Beach house livin', "losers" and "suckers," Antifa, Tiger Mom, Esther Perel, Jim Gaffigan, shacking up, and the joys of being a hypocrite

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Sep 08, 2020
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I Lack Awareness (On Renting a Room Near the Beach In Someone Else’s Home)

I lack awareness. You’ve explained that to me very clearly.

Like a plague, I have brought sand upon your house. Clearly, I should be more thorough when I hose off my feet. Also, I s…

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