Just how evil is Amazon? And am I awful for being a Prime addict?

I am wearing Amazon Essentials pajamas, watching Prime Video, eating hummus from (Amazon's) Whole Foods, and paying for it all with an Amazon credit card. What happened to me?

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I tried to avoid Amazon this holiday season. It didn’t go well. On Dec…