I adopted a Puerto Rican street puppy and it's a whole thing

On failed fosters, rescue operations, "shy party girls," and the rest of the dog adoption runaround. Also: My new podcast launches, fun quickies, the premiere of "Substance," Club Scale, and more.

Meet Uma

A few months ago, we decided to foster a dog from Puerto Rico. Her name is Uma and this is what she looks like:

Yup, she’s a cutie. When she starts wagging her tail, you can’t help but melt.

Slight problem though: I don’t speak any Spanish so I have no idea what to say to our Puerto Rican pup. The only Spanish I know I learned on a trip to Tijuana…