Early adopter? Nah, I'm enjoying my laggard lifestyle.

I don’t want to test out v1, be in the beta, or provide feedback. And I refuse to wait in line for sneakers, video games, or phones. I'm a laggard and proud of it.

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Late adopting

I still have no idea what NFT* means. It’s okay though, I only want to learn more about “fungibility” if it’s how we describe someone able to take heroic doses of shrooms.

See, I no longer trust the people who hype these…