Can't believe there's gonna be a civil war & I'm on the side that doesn't own guns

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Sep 23, 2020

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Wrong team again
Ugh, can't believe there's gonna be a civil war and I'm on the side that doesn't believe in owning guns. Talk about an epic fail. My best hope now is the fighting will be via socially distanced hand-to-hand combat: “I’d love to fight ya, …

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